NOBODY EVEN UNDERSTANDS OKAY
I DONT WANNA JUST BANG MY FAVORITE BAND MEMBER
I WANNA CUDDLE LATE AT NIGHT AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH THEM AND MAKE PANCAKES ON SUNDAY MORNING AND HAVE THEM WALK DOWN IN PLAID PAJAMA PANTS AND MESSY HAIR AND HAVE THEM WRAP THEIR ARMS AROUND MY WAIST AND KISS MY NOSE AND SAY TALK TO ME IN THEIR RASPY MORNING VOICE AND MAKE UP SILLY GAMES WITH THEM AND DANCE AND SING AND TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD GET MARIEDD AND STOP
there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
calum seems like the type of guy to put things like your cereal at the highest place possible so that you could pull his hand to the kitchen and point to the cereal and pout and he’d exchange a kiss for the cereal he’s a little fuck i just know it
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
when you dress up as a target employee so you can sell your bands album and you pass by your band mate who is also dressed up as a target employee who is trying to sell the bands album and the both of you think its funny.