if u can’t handle me at my Brazil you definitely don’t deserve me at my Germany
There were so many names for German goal scorers that when they were listed they looked like movie credits. Let that sink in.
"probably the most pointless goal in world cup history"
-the commenter on oscars goal
Brazilian fans: [boos]
Germany: what’s that wE CANT HEAR YOU OVER OUR 7 GOALS
calling your boyfriend Germany in bed because he scores multiple times per hour
I feel so bad for American fans like us European fans have the album and are getting a tour next year but America don’t even have the album so we should really consider our selves lucky
So American 5sosfam my thoughts are with you at this horrible time as us European fans are getting everything and when the album comes out over there feel free to cry as much as you want because you deserve it x
We love giving you guys hugs so we can feel your boobs.